Greetings Victorians, Tasmanians and Dirt. We are the melbourne ultra nationalist movement, a group that is dedicated to the preservation of true Victorian values. We Believe:
1:That all laws should reflect true Victorian values and spirit
2: All Things deemed un-Victorian should be banned and/or destroyed
3: Bogans are the cause of all Victorias problems and should all be killed or shipped of to Western Australia.
4: Victoria should expand its borders, taking over most of the Australian land mass.
5: Western Australia should be seperated from Australia.
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