The newly aponted Treasurer of the Victorian Ultra Nationalist movement has recomended the banning of wide framed casual sun glasses. As there are currently only two members, wide framed casual sunglasses are now unoficially banned by a vote of 2-0.
Greetings Victorians, Tasmanians and Dirt. We are the melbourne ultra nationalist movement, a group that is dedicated to the preservation of true Victorian values. We Believe:
1:That all laws should reflect true Victorian values and spirit
2: All Things deemed un-Victorian should be banned and/or destroyed
3: Bogans are the cause of all Victorias problems and should all be killed or shipped of to Western Australia.
4: Victoria should expand its borders, taking over most of the Australian land mass.
5: Western Australia should be seperated from Australia.
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